some Alex-isms from the past week or so

This kid is getting funnier every day.

• The other day we went to get snowballs but Alex kept calling his a snowman.
• ‎"Mommy helllllppppppppp!" Alex calls from the bathroom. "Alex, how did you get one foot in the toilet?" I still wonder.
• ‎"oh no, I'm stuck." so mommy walks to see where he's stuck. The foot in the toilet again.
• Alex shoved paper in his underwear and pulled it out and put it right in my hand.
• "Alex, people do not drink from dog bowl." Alex proceeds to get on hands and knees and bark like a dog. Then, after I think I've established NOT to mess with the dog water, he's in it like he's scrubbing for surgery.
• Alex said, "Aw shit, Thomas is off. Aw shit, I need to turn Thomas on."
• ...and just today, Alex went to use the potty and I walked in after him...he didn't use the stool and I had to clean pee up that was all over the toilet seat. I wonder if he tried to sit or stand.